LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS!

Townies in Training We are Kate and Mary, two totally hot 24 year old girls with advanced college degrees, sparkling personalities, impeccable resumes and clean arrest records LIVING WITH OUR PARENTS. Check us out. OR email us your own living with your parents stories at: LIVINGWITHYOURPARENTS@GMAIL.COM (include your name, age, location and we'll post the tales of your miserable parental laden life)

February 4, 2010

I think I finally want to get into the family business

Today my mom revealed to me that one of the jobs my grandma once held was that of a cigar roller. So thank you Grandma for handing down your blunt rolling skills to me.

3 days ago

January 25, 2010

I totally got CHASED out of a bar tonight…by the bartender…

2 weeks ago

There is a really annoying woodpecker…he is on the side of our house pecking a BIG hole into it. And yes, the hole IS of course, over my bedroom. I ran outside shoeless to try to catch it. Yes it IS raining buckets and yes my dad wanted to know why I was outside shoeless standing on the air conditioner tapping on the side of the house….

Sister EDIT, a pecker into a hole?? NICE language

2 weeks ago

I was singing to the Jonas Brothers and my mom whispered to my sister about how cute I was singing along with the theme song.

2 weeks ago

Messy Room

“That’s looking MUCH better. You’ve still have a ways to go, but that’s looking really good. You’ve cleaned up a lot.”

….thats funny mom because I didn’t know I was supposed to be cleaning my room, and therefor have not touched it in the last week, let alone today. But glad to see that me NOT cleaning my room gets the same praise as if I were to actually clean it. messy room

2 weeks ago

January 22, 2010

Wah Wah Wah

Last night after Mary came home from work at 1130pm (and 18minutes from the end of the Jersey Shore Reunion when I missed the big Ronnie and Sammi news) our parents sat us down at 11:42 to “have a talk” aka lecture us about the family and us living at home now. They didn’t get done until 12:37….Amount of words said by Mary and I total? I’d say 15. Precentage of the lecture that was something they haven’t said to us before about a million times? Probably 7%. yelling

2 weeks ago

January 13, 2010

This was one of our Christmas gifts…and yes…Little House on the Prairie…

3 weeks ago

Sometimes we need to get out of the house…so we take our dates and get crazy at Mystic Aquarium!

3 weeks ago

Dad was SO excited about the new kegorator we got him for Christmas!

3 weeks ago

I love coming home to find mom and pop’s got cold cuts! NUMMERS!

3 weeks ago

January 8, 2010

…and now my sister is chasing my mom around the house screaming in her underwear…

*SISTER NOTE* First off yes that is my actual picture I really do look like that. Secondly you failed to mention that not only was I running around the house in my undies, I was scream-gobbling like Christina Aguilera’s and a 30lb turkey’s lovechild.

1 month ago

Today at 12:54 I woke my little eyes up. A few minutes later I heard my mom come turn up the heat…and then stomp her heels away. I thought it was funny. A few minutes later like a rooster that got rabies she started screammming, ” WAKEY WAKEY WAKEY! WAKEY UP GIRLS TIME TO WAKE UP WAKEY WAKEY WAKEY!!!!!!!!!” She kept doing it and singing it in an opera voice. It was crazay. SHe must have done it about 20 times…never checking our room to see if we woke up. Haha…rooster on rabies…

1 month ago

January 7, 2010