i'm about to go all menendez on the parentals
mom and dad just called me an alcoholic and a degenerate gambler. all because they came home to find me watching a tivo-ed episode of mad men and drinking *gasp* TWO beers. let’s get this straight kids, in the two hours i have been home from work i’ve had not one… but TWO whole beers. my dad proceeded to yell at me saying that young women do NOT come home from work and drink two beers. he is very disappointed in me. i guess i’ll just put the rest of these DELICIOUS bud lights in the downstairs fridge so that you won’t have to look at them when you are reaching in for your 5th glass of wine tonight. oh no! i dropped one! made a hole! guess that means i’ll be having THREE beers tonight. wouldn’t want that one to go to waste.
now if only they knew i lost $200.00 at the casino last night….
5 months ago