Mary's sister in tha house
Mary gave me the email and password to this site a while ago….I should have been posting all summer long when I was living with our parents. Let me get this straight, I am still finishing up school, as in I should have graduated in May but instead I am not. In order to make some cash moneys when I only have a semester left of school, I have retained my job as a professional ass-kisser (aka waitress) in Cape Cod. That means that every weekend I get the pleasure of living with my parents. Last weekend I brought some delicious Red Hook beer down with me from NH. I drank four beers, the next day my mom is telling me how I drink too much beer and that she could have a 12-pack and it would last her like a whole month. She said she can drink one beer and that’s all she needs. She says this as she is on her umpteenth glass of wine of the day, I can’t really tell how many because I was working. However I do decide to pull the wine bottle out of the fridge that she opened the day before and show her it’s half empty and say “REALLY MOM?? REALLY??”
SHe also got mad that I stole ONE ROLL of toilet paper to bring back to my apartment. I’m sorry but I’m not about to buy a whole pack of toilet paper when I’m only at school 4 days a week.
5 months ago