10am as I've just woken up and am heading to work...
Mom: Now I know GAIL didn’t do it, and Mary hasn’t been here, so WHO used my WHITE towels to wipe off their make-up?
Me: Yeah and you told me I’m a guest in your house and you left it out so I used it and I haven’t done it all summer.
Mom: Ohh yeah like ‘I haven’t murdered anyone all summer” yeah okaay
Me: Are you comparing me getting a wash-cloth dirty to murder??
5 months ago